Scud Alert

Laser Guided

I read with interest your article entitled 'Should Hereford use Lasers'.

I think it would be a great idea if Graham Turner started issuing laser guided boots to your strike force at the moment as they don't seem to know where the goalposts are!

Lincoln may be in League Two but at least we can find the back of the net from time to time.

You lot haven't got a clue. Mind you, its nothing new as I remember a lot of your fans having a go at Stewart Phillips many, many years ago.

Everytime he got the ball anywhere near the penalty area cries of 'Scud Alert, Scud Alert, woop, woop'...seemed to echo around the Meadow End.

Exocet missile Phillips never seemed to do tap ins did he?

Perhaps the radar in his boots wasn't working back in 1983....its time for an upgrade Graham!

R. Impey,
Lincoln

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