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Newcastle buy-out?

Newcastle buy-out?
Eeeer' Young 'Un, read on....

I've always kept an eye on all things Geordie since our FA Cup exploits of '72, so when I came across this in the papers recently, I thought 'Talking Bull'.

I'm a keen young businessman with a big interest in football. I've had a season ticket at Rushden & Diamonds for the past nine seasons, and I would very much like to buy Newcastle United.

If Mike Ashley wants to sell the club to me and I become chairman, I'd have no hesitation in appointing myself as manager.

I have valuable experience: I managed to win promotion from the Conference for my team, Rushden (on Football Manager 2009) despite odds of 40-1 making us favourites for relegation, and I signed players only on free transfers.

I appreciate and recognise the hard work Mike has put into Newcastle United FC - not to mention the 150 million he's reconciled to writing off by selling to a new owner.

Unfortunately, in my current financial status, I can't quite come up with the 100 million he's asking, but I'm willing to negotiate up to 15 cans of Strongbow cider and a Mars bar. Should Mike fail to find a willing buyer elsewhere, I stand ready to help out with the coaching if required.

The Village Idiot

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Email: hereford@vitalfootball.co.uk

Writer:Colin Green
Date:Wednesday June 24 2009
Time: 9:23AM

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